This is an actual conversation I had with a complete stranger over Omegle, a website which anonymously and randomly pairs two users together, so they may talk to one another.
You: I want you to know that Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: That's only if you believe in the Power of Friendship.
You: I do. I study its impact on life constantly.
Stranger: That's amazing. Tell me more.
You: Well, my teacher, a princess, didn't like that all I did was keep my nose in my books all day.
You: She sent me to a neighboring town, to make friends.
You: I've made five great ones, and the six of us spend every day together, learning more and more about the Magic of Friendship.
You: My trusted assistant sends my information back to the princess when I complete my reports.
Stranger: Oh really now. That's some interesting sto